I’ve got a great idea for a book. It’s an amazing story that has never been done before, and I really think it could be huge. We’re talking a real game-changer here.

Obviously I can’t tell you much about it right now. I don’t want someone to steal my idea and write that novel instead of me, you understand? So I’m writing it in stealth mode.

OK, I’ll tell you this: it’s about vampires. And it also has zombies in it. Kinda like if you put the best parts of Twilight and The Walking Dead together. You can already see how it’s going to be genius! But I’m giving away too much, sorry. And like I said, this is going to be huge so please don’t share this with anyone else.

I’ve never written a novel before, but this idea is so good that I don’t see how it couldn’t be a success. After all, ideas are everything, right?